Thursday, September 4, 2008

Survey Says...

Number of people I've seen walking around with a machete:

California: 0
Tennessee: 1


Number of people in the supermarket who don't seem to get the connection between physique and the contents of their shopping cart:

California: 10%-20%
Tennessee: 80+%


Number of times cops have stopped me to ask if I've seen anyone around fighting:

Tennessee: 2
California: 0


Number of times I've discovered I could afford to buy a house:

California: 0
Tennessee: 1


Number of species of creepy bugs found in my house (not including spiders):

California: 2-3
Tennessee: 5-10


Percentage of musicians:

California: ~10%
Tennessee: 90%


5 comments:

onefinemess said...

Sooo...poor overweight, machete wielding musicians for the win?

But seriously - machete story? Dude just walking down the street?

meg said...

i'm with andy. that one deserves it's own post.

Josh (the oak) said...

@onefinemess

For the win indeed. Though, the guy with the machete would be white trash/redneck rather than musician.

@both of you

I'll consider writing up the machete story.

Nate said...

I need a count of mullets seen in Tennessee vs. CA. To make things fair, lets through out sightings made at the mall, I mean Wal-Mart.

skylana said...

Tennessee sounds um... super great.