Number of people I've seen walking around with a machete:
California: 0
Tennessee: 1
Number of people in the supermarket who don't seem to get the connection between physique and the contents of their shopping cart:
California: 10%-20%
Tennessee: 80+%
Number of times cops have stopped me to ask if I've seen anyone around fighting:
Tennessee: 2
California: 0
Number of times I've discovered I could afford to buy a house:
California: 0
Tennessee: 1
Number of species of creepy bugs found in my house (not including spiders):
California: 2-3
Tennessee: 5-10
Percentage of musicians:
California: ~10%
Tennessee: 90%
5 comments:
Sooo...poor overweight, machete wielding musicians for the win?
But seriously - machete story? Dude just walking down the street?
i'm with andy. that one deserves it's own post.
@onefinemess
For the win indeed. Though, the guy with the machete would be white trash/redneck rather than musician.
@both of you
I'll consider writing up the machete story.
I need a count of mullets seen in Tennessee vs. CA. To make things fair, lets through out sightings made at the mall, I mean Wal-Mart.
Tennessee sounds um... super great.
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